BRAND NEW [WEDNESDAY]
Going Down?
July 25, 2007
Need to squeeze into that dress by next weekend? Want to slim down for your trip to Spain? No problem, boys and girls. Rejuva Wellness Centre can get you down a whole dress – or suit – size in just one or two treatments. Really!
The Rejuva concept, developed 11 years ago in the UK, recently migrated to our fair city. We did their 28-day plan to reverse 20-30 years of filtration damage inside the body. We lost 18 lbs and 24 inches. Hard to believe, but the scales and measuring tape aren’t lying. 
Rejuva machines work on cellular detox and lymphatic drainage to remove plaque and toxins and to increase lymphatic drainage, circulation and metabolism. Need a quick fix? Their miraculous cellulite machine tones the body, reducing cellulite, causing the body to literally shrink itself.
You’d think it would cost an arm and a leg, right?
Not for now. . . Special intro price means single treatments are just $75 each. The 28-day and 14-day plans are currently 25% off at just $700 and $400 respectively. But these prices won’t last long. Free thermographic abdominal scan and toxicity analysis if you call before August 15th.
Hey, we like dimples, just not on our bodies. . .
Rejuva Wellness Centre, 4366 W. 10th Ave, 604-221-2464, 10 a.m. - 6 p.m. M-F.
Have you entered this week's Contest yet? You could win a full meal deal pass to the Fringe Fest. And do you have a musical weekend planned after yesterday's Weekend Guide?
Brand New Archives
- Home-ing Device
- Latin Lover
- What can one person do?
- The Good Life
- Basement Brilliance
- Light as Air
- Chill Out
- Like the sound of your own voice?
- Sweeeeeeeeet
- PlayStation Phone Home
- Texting with Google
- A Self-Parking Car?
- Taking Flight
- We Pinky Swear it’s Good
- New Year, New Clothes
- Best of - You Big Lug
- Best of - Jean Genie
- Stuff It Holiday Gift Guide
- Get Cookin' Holiday Gift Guide
- Jean Genie
- Delicioso Italiano
- You’ll flip for this phone
- Gastown just got kooler
- Zoom Zoom
- Choco-Mania
- New Deli in Town
- Yo, Busy Mama
- Not Your Average Cut & Colour. . .
- DL10030701.asp
- Turning Japanese
- How Sweet it is
- No change? No problem!
- Free Geek?
- Carry On Summer
- Fit as a Fiddle
- All Aboard
- It’s All Gone to the Dogs
- Nature Calls
- Going Down?
- Close, but no cigar?
- The New News in Denim
- (Not) in a state of Flux
- Burgundy is the new Black
- Take years off. . .
- Hip Dad’s Day
- Quit Noodling About
- I can see for miles and miles. . .
- We’re seeing red again, but this week it's burritos. . .
- Buy Red and save lives?
- *New* Mum's the word
- But you can't write with it?!
- The Granville Reinvention. . .continued
- Wabi-Sabi
- All Atwitter!
- Your carbon lip-print?
- Luck ‘o the Irish
- You Spin Me Right Round
- It’s the Balm
- Money isn’t everything??
- Bejeweled
- Video Killed the Radio Star
- You Big Lug
- Go with the Flō
- A Certified Fake
- A New Year, A New You
- Yum in your Tum
- Bling Bling
- Have you been yet?
- Best of - Rock Hard Bod
- Fresh, Fruity and Full-bodied. . .
- Drink & Be Merry
- Our First Annual Holiday Gift Guide starts today!
- Thai Away Take Away
- Where to get your bread buttered
- Zoom to check out Zune (or: Let your inner DJ run wild)
- Sustainable Style
- Deal Mania
- How Much is That Doggie (treat) In the Window?
- Speak to me, Pearl
- Granville’s Facelift
- Hot Off The Press
- Vive La France
- Fashionista Alert
- Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
- Coke and Coffee on the rocks, please.
- Prepare to be amazed
- Gorgeous Gear
- Rock Hard Bod
- Green Acres?
- From the Farm to your Door
- Shopaholics Not-So-Anonymous
- Out on the Town
- New Savoury in Gastown
- Vanronto?
- Oh Canada!
- Resistance is Futile
- The expensive bottle is from me. . .
- Musical Shoes
- Summer Skin
- Time to Unwind
- Every girl in the city should be Preloved
- I love you, Mom
- Retro Duds
- Edible Environment
- Rarely Here
- Spring for a Pint
- Good Eats, Cool Vibes
- Decked Out
- Does A Body Good
- The All-Important Act of Lounging
- Yum in Your Tum
- Let’s Play Dress-Up
- Curious George
- Oh, you shouldn’t have!!
- Kissable Kissers
- So Long Salon
- Are We There Yet?
- Music To Your Ears
- Calling All Horror Geeks
- Timepiece stopped ticking?
- Hungry, Hombre?
- Boxing Day already?
- All of the Ink with None of the Angst
- Sex in THIS City
- Just Say No To Nature
- Those Three Little Words
- Space Invaders and Closet Raiders
- Just a L’il Ol’ Homespun Craft Convention of Gargantuan Proportions
- Peek-A-Boob
- Call Of The Wild
- Geek Wars
- Attack of the Fuzzy Bunnies
- As If You Didn’t Have Enough Laundry To Do
- Where No Man or Hippy Has Gone Before
- Fashion Weekness
- How Do You Spell Relief
- Where Have All the Cookbooks Gone?
- So You Want to Be a Star
- Twilight Tuesdays at the Aquarium


